Down and out in Freeport
"Welcome to Freeport, friends! They say this is a city of adventure, so who am I to argue? Before you set off and sample the thousand delights of our fine city, let me give you some advice. First, stick to the main streets. The Watch does a fine job, but they can’t be everywhere, you know? Those little alleys and side streets have other folks who like a bit of adventure, too. Also, the merchants here, well, they can be a bit aggressive. And the ladies, they might give you the best night of your life, but it’ll cost you. Now that I think about it… you folks need a guide. Yep. A guide. Tell you what, for that fat purse on your belt, I’ll make sure you stay nice and safe in this here city. Welcome to Freeport indeed."
- Pious Pete, Guide